SHOCK!!!

Since the time we slept together, my friend Jesse and i started going out. i love it! then, we went out to a restaurant one night and came back to his place. he told me that if we were gonna start dating, he didn't want to keep any secrates from me. fair enough. then, he said that he had to tell me something. not so cool. but wait, it gets better. supposedly, he hadn't told anyone yet! way to make me feel weird! then he says he HAS A KID! WHAT?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? see, the story is, one of his friends took him to a bar, he got drunk! how could JESSE get drunk?! anyways, this "friend" let Jesse take off, DRUNK, with a girl. next morning, wakes up, not his apartment! the girl understood that it was a 1 time thing, as she was drunk herself. they introduced themselves, kinda late for that, and parted ways. a month later, she called him, told him she had something to talk to him about. nine months later, IT'S A GIRL! well, she's a month old now, he hasn't told his mother or his family or anyone, but me, of course. and now, all of a sudden, the baby's mom (by the way, he named the baby after ME! so cute! said it was because he alwys had the most fun with me) wants to dump the kid on Jesse! so now, he has to raise a kid all by himself! at this point, i had never really seen Jesse with a baby b4, so i was worried but the next day the baby's bitch of a mom dropped he baby at his house with no warning and said, "She's ur problem now!" WHAT A BITCH! PROBLEM? A KID'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A PROBLEM FOR IT'S OWN MOTHER! anyways, i was there so i started getting in a fight with her and told her that she had to step up and at least see the baby once in a while but she just started cussing at me! Jesse just scooped his little girl up, grabbed me from the front door, and went inside his apartment. HE LOVES THAT LITTLE GIRL SO MUCH! we went shopping for supplies and i swear he would not put her down! it was adorable! now his apartment looks like a baby store threw up in it. he told his family, parents were upset that he's a little young to have a kid but they love that little girl to bits. and now, i guess i'm a mom. it's really scary but i think we'll manage. Jesse seems to be a better parent than me! :)